Tuesday, fabulous

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I do these wretched surveys all the time because I have to kill 8 hours on a computer everyday. Of course I could read, but why would I do that. Its so boring.

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
yes. The most insane time I did this was when I was dating a dude who lived in indiana (uh yeah) and driving back from seeing him there were NO bathrooms to stop at for like an hour and I was about to piss my pants. The 1st place I could stop was a Hooters. Well I got out of the car and couldn't make it inside, like if I uncrossed my legs by a hair i wouldve burst right there, so I had no choice but to pull down my pants and take a monster pee right infront of the lunch rush dining by the window. Whooops. Of course piss got all over my jeans so I had to change in my backseat. Mmhmm.

What's something you MUST do before you die?
Lordy. Befriend famous people and expliot them, live within driving distance from Bronwyn, pay my parking tickets, achieve the level of success that will allow me to easily afford luxury luggage and handbags, seak and destroy Scarlett Johanson, Nicole Ritchie, and Misha Barton, french kiss Andrew WK, and ride a horse under the Montana sky.

Are you single? Do you want to be?
The only point in answering this question is to passive-aggressively let someone who MAY or may not be reading this know whats up and homie don't play that way. But obviously these surveys are written by high school kids, so whatever. I understand.

What's one thing you will not eat?
Corned beef I think is possibly the worst thing on earth. I hate most meat in general, specifically ham/pig products.

What color is your underwear?
Lime green. There is this bizarre dump on Belmont that sells all this American Apparel shit for like nothing, shirts for like 5 for $10 and shit, so I got like 20 pairs of fantastic underware for $10. And we've all seen those ads, the shit is pretty hot.

When's the last time you went out of state?
California knows how 2 party

What's your birthstone?
turquoise

Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
shit no. I haven't drank milk since my mom would force me to as a kid. I have always despised it. We had these serious 70's tupperware cups that were the color of baby poop that I had to drink it out of and I remember not being able to chew my meat well and hating it as well, and then washing down half-chewed pork chops with that sick milk, heinous.

Can you hula hoop?
Oh my god, you have no idea. Olympics mean anything to you?

Have you ever crawled through a window?
My first apartment which was the biggest little dump on planet earth was a garden unit and one time i forgot my key. Luckily I was able to just rip off the "security" bars on the window and push the window in and crawl through. Luckily I was drunk 6 days a week and didn't give a shit if anybody could break in. What could they steal, a bunch of shitty hardcore records and a tv that worked only if you had more than 2 people in the room at certain positions and one of them had to be holding a piece of tin foil and a coat hanger directed at a 45 degree angle toward the northwest?

Any cool scars?
One that looks like a unicorn

Name an old school song you like?
what the fuck is old school? See, this shit was totally written by a teen. I like tons of "old school" music. Roy Orbison is probably my fav, or Ritchie Valens.

Do you talk to yourself?
Constantly. In public I will reason with myseld outloud, especially at the thrift store, just shit like, "No, don't be crazy. You do not fucking need another pair of zebra print Zubas. No wait, yes you do. No, god, stop it. Put them back." In private I have fake interviews with myself as if I am on Ellen or something.

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I don't know. No, probably not, but not for any bad reason.

How much does your dog weigh?
i dont have a dog. but thanks....

Ever waxed your legs?
Yr lucky if i shave like twice a year, and if i do its strictly for job interviews or something.

Earrings or necklaces?
I'm like Mr T dude, there is no limit o the jewelry I will pile onto my person.

Who have you talked to most today?
noone yet. I talked to Bronwyn last night for like 3 hours. My phone bill is gonna be like a thousand dollars. A thousand dollars well spent. I'm so jealous of Canadian tv!!! Bronwyn was telling me about this show that Kelly Osbourne has where she does odd jobs in JApan and it sounds sooo good. Kelly Osbourne is so awesome. I must befriend her and Bijou.

Who's on speed dial ?
i don't have that.


Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
I need to start, thats for DAMN sure ;)


Are your grades good?
Straight As biotch

Do you have any friends with benefits?
fuckin sick. That term is so Sex and the City anyway. The most i've ever had, not naming names, are a few good natured "Whoops"es.

Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
If he's the dude that does the song that goes "I dont wanna be anything other than what ive been trying to be lately" then no. If that is not that dude, then I don't know who the fuck that is, which I'd like to keep it that way.

Do you have a song by ozzy osborne in your library?
What a weird question. I have black sabbath records and one ozzy record but who the hell has a library? I'm not Mr. Belvedire. How do you keep ONE song in a library. Even cassingles typically have two songs at least on them.

Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
no I don't like cartoons other than old tom and jerry ones that were very lushly animated.

Have you ever watched a little kids show?
no. Maybe I'd watch the Bert and Ernie parts on Ses Street. Those bffs are so hilarious.

What is your favorite Disney movie?
Freaky Friday, both vintage and modern versions

What is your Zodiac sign?
I wasn't born on this planet so I'm not sure

What makes you feel like a kid?
Theres nothing I do that makes me feel like an adult, so, thats that...

What is your nationality?
native american, english, irish

What sport do you dislike most?
Volleyball is my worst nightmare and the only thing more boring than baseball, to both play and watch, is having to sit at a desk all day staring at the wall.

Have you ever gone scuba diving?
no

What's your favorite smell?
roses

Are you modest?
I think so because I always maintain modesty even in my personal daydreams. If I am listening to Slayer, for example, I only imagine myself playing second guitar, and never indulging in any solos. Its just not realistic.

Do you care what others think about you?
Its like I started out at the top of a very tall mountain, around the age of 7, and since then (with a brief jr high period of trying to climb back up) its been a steady rate of not caring more and more each day. Like that example? uh huh.

What do you do when your driving?
Drive a car

Do you kiss and tell?
What does this mean? Like duh, if I make out with somebody I'm totally going to tell my friends. Its hilarious. Why, are you supposed to keep it a secret?

Do you follow college football?
no

Where was the last place youwent shopping?
Claires Boutique. Got some new earrings. Pretty thrilling.

Last time you drank alcohol?
Mutiny

Favorite football team?
Bengals, Chargers

Do you watch the Olympics?
not really no. ill glance at it.. my mom watches.

The rest of the questions are a snooze. I'm out of here.

WTF