Dear Cory,

This thing is stupid. When i put photos on here they cut off half of them. Like the other guy's elbow is a peace sign, and you can't harldy see the red faced dude sitting in a wagon holding a turkey. I'm bummed! The hover board thing FULL OF BLOOD is the most insane thing ever. You won't have to get me a Tom Cruise mask becasue I will get plastic surgery to look like him before I come. I 'm so excited. You need to get an airconditioner do I don't have to return to chicago in a body bag. I'm going to have an aneurysm if I have to wear shorts. Text me later!!!!!!!!!!!